when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
How dare you be able to sleep when im left feeling like this. How is that fair, how is that ok?
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
I haven’t held your hand in eight months and the human skin replenishes every twenty-seven days. You’ve never touched this skin and I don’t think you ever will.